2017广东高考作文搞笑

2017广东高考作文搞笑篇一

广东专用-2017高考英语作文范文背诵

2017高考英语作文范文背诵

一、如何提建议—— 给交友有困难的同学提建议

I am sorry you are having trouble in making friends.

【引出建议】Here are some tips to help you.

【列举建议】First, why not go and talk to people standing on their own. I agree this is difficult but that person may be lonely too. If you do this, I am sure you will soon have a new friend. Second, you can begin the conversation by asking about their likes and dislikes,【理由】which will make you find people with the same interests. Finally, you should try to join in a discussion, 【理由】letting people know how friendly you are. I hope you will find these ideas useful.

二、列举个例 —— 良好饮食习惯

As we all know, we are what we eat. Therefore, it’s important for us to form healthy eating habits. However, some students have formed a variety of bad eating habits, such as not having breakfast, loving eating snacks, being particular about food, eating and drinking too much and so on, which will surely do harm to their health. To keep healthy, we should have healthy diets. Not only should we have various foods, like fish, meat, vegetables, fruits as well as rice, noodles, but also we should have the foods regularly and properly. Personally, I think it is important to keep a healthy diet, which contributes to building up a strong body. Only in this way can we have enough energy to study better.

三、举例说明 —— 和谐师生关系对你的影响

【要证明的观点】Actually, having a good relationship with teachers makes it easier for us to get along smoothly with our study at school. 【引出例子】Take me for example. 【例子】My teacher is my good friend. When I fail in the exam, it is my teacher that first helps m to analyze the problem. She is patient enough to make me get over all the difficulties in my study. When I am unhappy she always listens to me carefully and then gives me some reasonable suggestions, so that I can focus on my study soon. Also, I have learned to be helpful and considerate.

【重申主题】But for（要不是） the good relationship with my teachers, I could not have made such progress. 套语背诵

1.There is no denying that confidence plays an important role in our life.

A convincing example that jumps into my mind is about speaking English.

2.Such example can be seen easily in our daily life. A good case in point is …

这样的例子在生活中很容易见到，一个很好的例子就是……

四、讨论或辩论 —— 禁止乞丐在地下人行道行气留宿

【引出主题】Recently, Guangzhou has passed a law to ban beggars from begging and sleeping in the subways and our class had a discussion about it last Monday.

【反对及其理由】56% of the students don’t agree with the idea because they think some beggars really have difficulty in making a living and have to play music in the subway to survive.

【赞成及其理由】However, 44% of the students favour the idea because they think beggars bring a lot of trouble for the city. What’s more, some beggars are just taking advantage of people’s compassion to make easy money.

【个人看法】Personally, I think it is a good idea to forbid beggars in public places and we should take some measures to help them.

五、利弊对比 —— 网购的利弊

【点明主题】Nowadays many people prefer to shop on line. 【罗列益处】

Generally, its advantages can be seen as follows. First, it’s convenient for us to shop on line. Secondly, it helps save much time, with which we can do more other important things. 【罗列弊端】But just as the saying goes, every coin has two sides. Its negative aspects are also apparent. One of the disadvantages is that we are not sure whether the goods we buy are in good quality. 【你的观点】Through the above analysis, I believe that positive aspects of shopping on line for outweigh negative ones. Therefore, I would like to shop on line.

六、采访类 —— 中学生英语单词拼写的问题

Last Wednesday, I had an interview with Mr Wang, an English teacher, concerning the issue of English word spelling among middle school students. According to Mr Wang, slightly more than half of the senior middle school students’ English handwriting is very poor and about 45% of them can not spell words correctly although they are able to speak. He also pointed out that the causes for spelling problems are that there are no specific word spelling checks in exams, and there is not enough training. Worse still, the students are lazy to memorize word spelling. He suggested that we should raise the awareness and place great emphasis on that, and above all, we should master skills while we are training ourselves.

七、调查类—— 21世纪最令人担忧的问题

Last week, we made/did a survey among 500 Senior Two students about the most worrying problems in the 21st century. The survey shows that 32% of the students think that they worry about the natural disasters（自然灾害）most, for earthquakes and floods have taken many people’s lives. Besides, 29% of the students hold the opinion that environmental pollution（环境污染）is the most worrying problem while 17% of the students consider the housing problem（住房问题）to be the most worrying one. The percentage of the students who worry most about employment（就业问题） is the same as that of the students who worry most about food safety（食品安全）. As for myself, food safety is the most worrying problem because it is linked closely to our health.

八、心得体会 —— 诚实/ 勿以善小而不为

1. After reading the story, I am so touched by Alan, whose behavior is worth praising. There is no doubt that honesty still plays a very important role in people’s life and only those who are honest will be trusted and respected by people. （诚实）

3.After reading the story, I was lost in thought. I came to realize that people should never ignore the deed of small kindness. Your small good deeds sometimes will get big returns or make a great difference! （勿以善小而不为）

九、记叙事件经过或过程 —— 日记或游记

【总述】Today we visited Qinghua University.

【过程】 Early in the morning we arrived at the gate of Qinghua University, where we were warmly welcomed by an old professor, who then showed us around the campus. In the library, we saw some university students reading attentively in the reading rooms. After that, we came to the lab building. At the end of the visit, the old professor gave us a lecture on science in the afternoon, which interested us very much. Time passed so quickly that before we knew it, it was time that we had to say goodbye to the professor.

【结果】Since then, I have worked harder at my lessons than usual and made up my mind to be a student of Qinghua University.

十、人物简介 ——用英语简介李敏同学

【姓名职务与特点】 Li Min, monitor of Class 1 Grade 2 (同位语), is healthy and lively. 【成绩与爱好】 She does well in all her subjects, and she is fond of sports, singing and dancing. 【事迹】 When she came to school, she had much difficulty with English, but through hard work she made great progress. In 2006 she took part in the National Physics Olympic Competition and won the first prize. Li Min is very strict with herself in her work and daily life, and is always ready to help others.

相关短语：

1. be admitted into a key university 考上重点大学

2. major in law主修法律

3. get a master’s degree 获得硕士学位

4. graduate from Harvard University 毕业于哈佛大学

5. win the first prize 获得一等奖

6. win a gold medal 赢得一枚金牌

7. become a world champion 成为世界冠军

8. set a good example to us 给我们树立了良好的榜样

9. be highly thought of 受到好评

10．be awarded a medal for 因……而获得奖章

11．be awarded the title of 获得…称号

12．devote ...to ... 把…专用于/奉献给

13. born of a poor clerk ’s family 出生在一个贫困的小职员家庭中

十一、假设处境 —— 假如你当时在场，你会怎样做？

If I had been on the spot, I would have jumped into the river to rescue the child on the condition that I could swim. If not, I would have first called the police and then persuaded the people on the boat and the swimmers nearby to help. (湖北大学生为救溺水小孩死三人事件)

十二、说明异同 —— 古典音乐与流行音乐的异同

【同】From the point of many people, there are many similarities between classical music and pop music. Both of them can make people relax and enjoy life as well. 【异】 However, the differences are also obvious. Classical music can remind them of the sweet memories in the past. Besides, classical music, which was made by the famous musicians like Beethoven is in high class and can last long, while the words of pop music are often concerned with modern life, even true love between friends or lovers. What’s more, pop music is easy to sing. 十三、图表作文

1. 【总述现象】 From the chart, we can see clearly that there has been a sharp rise in the average income of Chinese farmers in the past 30 years. （从上表可以清楚地看出, 在最近30年里中国农民的人均收入急剧上升。）

2.【数据变化】 As early as 1978, the average income of Chinese farmers was only 193 yuan . Then only 16 years later, it increased to 2181.52 yuan. And by 2010, the average income of Chinese farmers had reached 7890 yuan, which was 40 times as much as 30 years ago.

3.【解释原因】There are many reasons accounting for this change. Firstly ... Secondly ... Finally ...

有许多原因可以解释这种变化。第一……第二……最后……

4. 【阐述观点】 As far as I’m concerned, I firmly support the policy of reform and opening up, which is the exact way to make China powerful.

（就我来说, 我坚决支持改革开放政策, 改革开放是强国之路。）

十四、地点简介 —— 介绍广州

Guangzhou, the third largest city in China, also known as Five-lamb City, Flower City and so on, serves as the capital city of Guangdong Province. This city covers a total area of 7, 434 square kilometers with a population of more than ten million. Guangzhou, a famous city with a history of more than 2, 200 years, is a starting port of the Silk Road on the sea in history. With the Pearl River winding its way through the city, Guangzhou enjoys a warm and wet climate. The beautiful city, well-known for its beautiful scenery, is also abundant in traveling resources. 十五、邀请信 —— 邀请外籍老师参加学校新年晚会

Dear Mr. Green,

On behalf of the Students’ Union, I’m writing this letter to invite you to participate in our New Year Evening. The party is going to be held in the school meeting hall from 7:00 p.m. to 9:00 p.m. next Friday. Many wonderful performances, presented by the teachers and students in our school, will be shown on the stage, such as the

Chinese folk songs and dances, Chinese musical instruments, short plays of traditional style and so on. So it will surely offer you a good opportunity to obtain a clearer picture of Chinese traditional culture. We should be very delighted if you could come; meanwhile, our evening would be more cheerful if you could give a performance. We are looking forward eagerly to your participation.

Yours,

Li Ming

十六、节日简介 ——介绍端午节

[时间] The Dragon Boat Festival, a traditional Chinese festival, is celebrated on the fifth day of the fifth month according to the Chinese calendar. It dates from over 2000 years ago, which falls on June 6th this year. [方式] On this day, Chinese people prepare Zongzi — glutinous(粘黏的) rice dumplings wrapped in bamboo leaves. As the festival name shows, people have dragon boat races to celebrate it, especially in the southern places where there are many rivers and lakes. [意义] The Dragon Boat Festival is in memory of Qu Yuan, a great poet of ancient China.

十七、兴趣爱好 —— 我最喜欢的运动是游泳

My favorite sport is swimming. 【喜欢的程度】I first became interested in swimming when I was eight in primary school. Now I am a member of my school swimming team and I keep on swimming every day in the river near my home even in winter. 【喜欢的原因】I like swimming because it can not only help me build up my body, but also enrich my life. 【最喜欢的运动员】In this sport, although I like Liu Yu, I admire Michael Phelps, who is one of the best athletes in the world and got 8 gold medals in Beijing Olympics. 【愿望】How I wish to be an Olympic champion some day!

十八、通知 —— 举办“中学生才艺大赛”的通知

Notice

A “High School Students Talent Show” will be held in Guangzhou Television Station on May 1. There will be eight kinds of talents, including speeches, songs, dances, and musical instruments playing etc. One 1st prize, three 2nd prizes and five 3rd prizes for each type of talent will be offered at the show. If you’d like to have a try, please go to the TV station to sign up before April 30. It’s a good chance for you to show your special talent.

The Students Union

十九、分析原因 —— 分析极端天气出现的原因

[指出现象与引出原因] Reasons for extreme temperatures are varied. [分析原因] For one thing, human’s activities like burning fossil fuels produce carbon dioxide, which make the globe warmer, causing the global temperature to go up. For another, people’ s cutting down trees that can absorb large quantities of carbon dioxide for furniture also contributes to the warming of the earth, which gives rise to extreme temperatures.

二十、问题解决 —— 建设绿色校园

In order to build a green campus, we need to take the following steps. (学校) On the one hand, the school should make rules and regulations to prevent students doing something harm to our green campus.(学生) On the other hand, students should take some classes to raise their awareness. I don’t doubt that our campus will be more beautiful if we work together.

二十一、说明重要性 —— 责任心的重要性

[提出观点] Responsibility is essential to us. [论证] (正面)It not only represents one’s noble quality, but also enables one to be steady-going. Being responsible, you will gain many precious things, such as true love. (反面) Without responsibility, however, you will be an annoyance and can’t do anything successfully. What’s worse，people will lose belief in you if you are irresponsible. [总结] In short, only when we are responsible will we be respected and loved by others.

二十二、发表看法 —— 假期外出旅游

Nowadays, more and more people are in favor of travelling during vacation. [表明观点] To be frank, I can’t agree more with it. [说明理由] There are several factors contributing to my point. In the first place, journeys can widen

our knowledge of geography, customs, cultures and lifestyles of different places and countries and enrich our experiences. In the second place, it is a good way to relax ourselves in my opinion. Furthermore, we can develop better relationship with our friends or family. [得出结论] Therefore, it goes without saying that we can benefit a lot from travelling.

二十三、观点对比 —— 说说人们对幸福的理解

[引出不同观点] Opinions are divided on the feeling of happiness. [观点一] Some people believe that if they have much money or many things, they will be happy. With great wealth, they will be able to do everything they want, with which they will be happy. [观点二] On the other hand, some people regard their intelligence, or their health as their great happiness. [观点三] Still others maintain that happiness is closely tied to their family, for they believe that they feel happy when all members of their family are happy and healthy.

二十四、经历感受 —— 拔苗助长

The story reminds me of a similar experience of my friend. He was once badly ill and went to see the doctor. The doctor gave him some pills, telling him to take them three times a day. However, he failed to follow the doctor’s advice and took them 6 times a day. To his great surprise, he became worse. Just as the old saying goes, “more haste less speed”. No matter what we do, we should obey the law of nature. It is the same with our studies. Only by learning step by step can we achieve something.

二十五、概况记叙文的内容要点

The author tells a story about (某人)a Chinese student with an excellent academic achievement who (做某事) couldn’t find a job in Germany (原因) because of his stealing rides at the subway, (启示)which shows honesty is the best policy.

二十六、概况说明文的内容要点

A survey made in Australia shows (现象) that many teenagers lack one hour’s sleep (原因) due to organized activities and homework, (结果)which results in such serious problems as slow progress in study, weight problem, depression, illness and so on.

二十七、概况议论文的内容要点

The passage tries to tell us (论点) that getting up early in the morning (论据) will benefit us a lot， including a better memory, healthier body and better preparation for the day.

常见英语谚语50句

【勇气篇】

1. No cross, no crown. 不经历风雨，怎么见彩虹？

2. Life is not all roses. 人生并不是康庄大道。

3. All things are difficult before they are easy. 凡事总是由难而易。

4. Failure is the mother of success. 失败是成功之母。

5. Let bygones be bygones. 过去的就让它过去吧。

6. Never too old to learn, never too late to turn. 亡羊补牢，为时未晚。

7. Never say die. 永不言败。

8. Adversity makes a man wise, not rich. 逆境出人才。

9. A good beginning is half done. 良好的开端是成功的一半。

10. No gains without pains. 吃得苦中苦方为人上人。

11. Success belongs to the persevering. 坚持就是胜利。

12. He laughs best who laughs last. 谁笑到最后，谁笑得最好。

【惜时篇】

13. Knowledge is power. 知识就是力量。

14. It is never too old to learn. 活到老，学到老。

15. Time flies. 光阴似箭。

16. Lost time is never found again. 岁月既往，一去不回。

2017广东高考作文搞笑篇二

2017届高考新材料作文开头结尾训练

虎头豹尾

———材料作文的开头结尾

写在前面的话：

作文占60分，是高考五科中独一无二的影响上线的“高分题”。作文失误，影响高考全局，影响上线，录取。要把作文作为高考的第六科来对待。

要求全面理解材料,但可以从一个侧面,一个角度进行构思,不要脱离材料内容或其含义范围,请分别给下面的材料作文写一段开头(简述材料并提炼观点)和结尾(照应材料),

1、七月二十三日下午三时许，在北京延庆八达岭野生动物内猛兽区，一辆自驾游轿车突然在老虎区停下，一年轻女性擅自下车来开司机插门的瞬间，被躲藏在附近的老虎袭击，随后母亲为救女儿，不顾一切下车冲了过去，园内救险车及时赶到，但为时已晚，其中母亲被老虎咬死，女儿受重伤，野生动物园现在已被勒令停业整顿。该园规定，游客在游园前，必须先行跟园方签订《自驾车入园游览车损责任协议书》，内容包括“本园内散放的动物属于野生动物，具有相当的野性”;“进入园内必须关好、锁好车门车窗，禁止投喂食物，严禁下车”。猛兽内的警示语随处可见，广播时时告知相关事项。 开头:

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2、每天早晨，羚羊睁开眼睛，所想到的第一件事就是，我必须跑得比最快的狮子还要快，否则，我就会被狮子吃掉。而同在此时，从睡梦中醒来的狮子，它的脑海里闪现着这样一个念头：我必须能追上跑得最慢的羚羊，否则，我就会饿死。于是，羚羊和狮子一跃而起，迎着朝阳奔跑，就这样，新的一天开始了。 开头:

3、 8月5日央视综合频道：7月19日晚上9点，邢台暴雨预警。下午2点预警连升3级成红色。20日凌晨1点50分，惊恐中隐约听到广播，“发洪水了!”接着水漫家中，高丰收立马就往母亲家里跑，不到2分钟，水已淹过腹部，高丰收大喊上房顶„„他要冲回去救人可急流已淹到胸口。4岁的女儿，2岁的儿子，腿脚不便的老父，唯一能利落行动的妻子晓燕，逃出来了吗?他摸回去，发现他们都在房顶上还活着，但妻子自此不再开口说话了。获救后迁往安置点的第二天，妻子拿着家里仅有的2000块钱，带着儿女离开。原因更像是大洪水赐给高丰收的一个残酷的黑色幽默：在“媳妇和妈同时掉水里先救谁”的选择里，他“舍近求远”选择后者。引起了人们广泛热议„„要求选择一个角度构思作文，自主确定立意，确定文体，确定标题；不要脱离材料内容及含义的范围作文，不要套作，不得抄袭。

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4、据《广州日报》３月１８日报道，称提供建造海珠桥的钢材的英国某企业向市政部门发来传真，提醒海珠桥的钢材已经有１００年历史，现已进入疲劳期，如继续使用则建议进行疲劳强度的测试，并根据测试结果进行加固。又据介绍，海珠桥一直都是广州市工程安全质量监督的重点，已纳入广州市桥梁安全监测网，桥梁上都设有数据采集点，进行２４小时监测。目前市政部门正加紧制定疲劳测试方案。这则报道给了你什么联想？或你对此有怎样的看法？

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5、法国科学家法伯曾做过一个著名的“毛毛虫”试验。这种毛毛虫有一种“跟随者”的习性，总是盲目地跟随着前面的毛毛虫走。法伯把若干个毛毛虫放在一个花盆的边缘上，首尾相接，围成一圈，并在花盆周围不到6英寸的地方撒了一些毛毛虫最喜欢吃的松针。毛毛虫开始一个跟着一个，绕着花盆一圈又一圈地走。一小时过去了，一天过去了，毛毛虫还不停地坚持团团转。一连走了七天七夜，终因饥饿和精疲力竭而死去。

1. 老虎，唤醒规则意识

（开头）常言说：“无规矩，不成方圆”。社会是由众多群体组成，规则的制定和遵守是必要的。

(结尾)人祸而遇难，不能只顾悲伤，更应汲取教训，唤起规则意识，唤起社会责任意识，但愿悲剧不再发生，但愿人们幸福安康，社会和谐美好。

2.羚羊为了生存，为了狮口脱险，必须要比狮子跑的快；而狮子也为了能找到食物，又必须要能追上羚羊。羚羊、狮子的竞争循环，此消彼涨，甚至可以说互相促进，最终结果是互相进步，这就如我们现实生活中的竞争……96

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羚羊狮子的竞争效应告诉我们的道理…… 3. 理性选择，做人生赢家

（开头）遭遇洪水，损失惨重的高丰收更加烦恼。因为在事发后选择了第一时间救母亲，妻子带着家中仅剩的存款和儿女离开。

事件引发思考：“媳妇和妈一起掉水里先救谁”这个千古难题，是许多男人的噩梦。不需要答案，需要对伦理道德的反思。难题表面上体现了当代人普遍存在的矛盾：婆媳关系，实际是需要理性思考的两难问题。我认为，理性才是最终的赢家。婆媳关系，难以解决的问题。

（结尾）否则，失去理性，两败俱伤，男人是输不起的!为了家庭和睦幸福，避免婆媳一起掉水里先救谁的两难境地，先处理好婆媳关系。这是打开心结的一把金钥匙。两难选择需选择，理性智慧应当先。

4、报道中英国企业的做法不得不令我钦佩，因为一个域外的企业，一个百年前的用户，而在百年之后却秉着强烈的责任心告诉他曾经的用户，钢材已进入疲痨期并提醒根据测试结果进行加固。83

如不是出于一种责任心，我想他们也不会有此举动，但是他们的这一举动，

会不会让我们国内的一些企业一些领导一些人感到汗颜呢？„„

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这家英国企业给我们上了很好的一堂课，一堂关于责任的课„„

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2017广东高考作文搞笑篇三

广东高考背诵篇目2017

2017广东高考语文背诵篇目

（初中50篇，高中14篇，共64篇）

1、《孔子语录》

子曰：“学而时习之，不亦说乎？有朋自远方来，不亦乐乎？人不知而不愠(yùn)，不亦君子乎?” (《学而》)

曾子曰：“吾日三省(xǐng)吾(wú)身：为人谋而不忠乎?与朋友交而不信乎?传（chuán）不习乎?” (《学而》)

子曰：“温故而知新，可以为师矣。”(《为政》)

子曰：“学子曰：“由，诲女知之乎!知之为知之，不知为不知，是知（zhì）也。”(《为政》 子曰：“见贤思齐焉，见不贤而内自省也。” (《里仁》)

子曰：“学而不思则罔，思而不学则殆。”(《为政》){2017广东高考作文搞笑}.

子曰：“三人行，必有我师焉。择其善者而从之，其不善者而改之。”(《述而》)

曾子曰：“士不可以不弘毅，任重而道远。仁以为己任，不亦重乎？死而后已，不亦远乎？” （《泰伯》）

子曰：“岁寒，然后知松柏之后凋也。” (《子罕》)

子贡问曰：“有一言而可以终身行之者乎?”子曰：“其恕乎!己所不欲，勿施于人。”(《卫灵公》)

2、《鱼，我所欲也》孟子

鱼，我所欲也；熊掌，亦我所欲也，二者不可得兼，舍鱼而取熊掌者也。生，我所欲也；义，亦我所欲也，二者不可得兼，舍生而取义者也。生亦我所欲，所欲有甚于生者，故不为（wéi）苟得也。死亦我所恶（wù），所恶（wù）有甚于死者，故患有所不辟（bì）也。 如使人之所欲莫甚于生，则凡可以得生者何不用也？使人之所恶（wù）莫甚于死者，则凡可以辟（bì）患者何不为（wéi）也？由是则生而有不用也；由是则可以辟（bì）患而有不为（wéi）也。是故所欲有甚于生者，所恶（wù）有甚于死者。非独贤者有是心也，人皆有之，贤者能勿丧耳。

一箪（dān）食，一豆羹（gēng），得之则生，弗（fú）得则死。呼尔而与之，行道之人弗（fú）受；蹴（cù）尔而与之，乞人不屑（xiè）也。

万钟则不辩礼义而受之，万钟于我何加焉!为（wèi）宫室之美,妻妾之奉,所识穷乏者得（dé）我与（yú）？乡（xiàng）为（wèi）身死而不受，今为（wèi）宫室之美为（wéi）之；乡为（wèi）身死而不受，今为妻妾之奉为（wéi）之；乡为（wèi）身死而不受，今为所识穷乏者得（dé）我而为（wéi）之；是亦不可以已乎？此之谓失其本心。

3、《生于忧患，死于安乐》孟子

舜发于畎亩之中，傅说举于版筑之间，胶鬲举于鱼盐之中，管夷吾举于士，孙叔敖举于海，百里奚举于市。故天将降大任于斯（是）人也，必先苦其心志，劳其筋骨，饿其体肤，空乏其身，行拂乱其所为，所以动心忍性，曾益其所不能。

人恒过然后能改，困于心，衡于虑，而后作；征于色，发于声，而后喻。入则无法家拂士，出则无敌国外患者，国恒亡。 然后知生于忧患，而死于安乐也。

4、曹刿论战

十年春，齐师伐我。公将战，曹刿请见。其乡人曰：“肉食者谋之，又何间焉？”刿曰：“肉食者鄙，未能远谋。”乃入见。问：“何以战？”公曰：“衣食所安，弗敢专也，必以分人。”对曰：“小惠未徧，民弗从也。”公曰：“牺牲玉帛，弗敢加也，必以信。”对曰：“小信未孚，神弗福也。”公曰：“小大之狱，虽不能察，必以情。”对曰：“忠之属也。可以一战。战则请从。”

公与之乘。战于长勺。公将鼓之。刿曰：“未可。”齐人三鼓。刿曰：“可矣。”齐师败绩。公将驰之。刿曰：“未可。”下视其辙，登轼而望之，曰：“可矣 。”遂逐齐师。

既克，公问其故。对曰：“夫战，勇气也。一鼓作气，再而衰，三而竭。彼竭我盈，故克之。夫大国，难测也，惧有伏焉。吾视其辙乱，望其旗靡，故逐之。”

5、《邹忌讽齐王纳谏》

邹忌修八尺有余，而形貌昳（yì）丽。朝（zhāo）服衣冠，窥镜，谓其妻曰：“我孰与城北徐公美？”其妻曰：“君美甚，徐公何能及君也？”城北徐公，齐国之美丽者也。忌不自信，而复问其妾曰：“吾孰与徐公美？”妾曰：“徐公何能及君也?”旦日，客从外来，与坐谈，问之：“吾与徐公孰美？”客曰：“徐公不若君之美也。”明日，徐公来，孰视之，自以为不如；窥镜而自视，又弗如远甚。暮寝而思之，曰：“吾妻之美我者，私我也；妾之美我者，畏我也；客之美我者，欲有求于我也。”

于是入朝见威王，曰：“臣诚知不如徐公美。臣之妻私臣，臣之妾畏臣，臣之客欲有求于臣，皆以美于徐公。今齐地方千里，百二十城，宫妇左右莫不私王，朝廷之臣莫不畏王，四境之内莫不有求于王：由此观之，王之蔽甚矣。”

王曰：“善。”乃下令：“群臣吏民能面刺寡人之过者，受上赏；上书谏寡人者，受中赏；能谤(bàng)讥于市朝，闻寡人之耳者，受下赏。”令初下，群臣进谏，门庭若市；数月之后，时时而间(jiàn)进；期（jī）年之后，虽欲言，无可进者。

燕、赵、韩、魏闻之，皆朝于齐。此所谓战胜于朝廷。

6、《出师表》 诸葛亮

先帝创业未半而中道崩殂，今天下三分，益州疲弊，此诚危急存亡之秋也。然侍卫之臣不懈于内，忠志之士忘身于外者，盖追先帝之殊遇，欲报之于陛下也。诚宜开张圣听，以光先帝遗德，恢弘志士之气；不宜妄自菲薄，引喻失义，以塞忠谏之路也。

宫中府中，俱为一体，陟罚臧否，不宜异同。若有作奸犯科，及为忠善者，宜付有司论其刑赏，以昭陛下平明之理；不宜偏私，使内外异法也。

侍中、侍郎郭攸之、费祎、董允等，此皆良实，志虑忠纯，是以先帝简拔以遗陛下。愚以为宫中之事，事无大小，悉以咨之，然后施行，必能裨补缺漏，有所广益。

将军向宠，性行淑均，晓畅军事，试用于昔日，先帝称之曰能，是以众议举宠为督。愚以为营中之事，悉以咨之，必能使行阵和睦，优劣得所。

亲贤臣，远小人，此先汉所以兴隆也；亲小人，远贤臣，此后汉所以倾颓也。先帝在时，每与臣论此事，未尝不叹息痛恨于桓、灵也。侍中、尚书、长史、参军，此悉贞良死节之臣，愿陛下亲之信之，则汉室之隆，可计日而待也。

臣本布衣，躬耕于南阳，苟全性命于乱世，不求闻达于诸侯。先帝不以臣卑鄙，猥自枉屈，三顾臣于草庐之中，咨臣以当世之事。由是感激，遂许先帝以驱驰。后值倾覆，受任于败军之际，奉命于危难之间，尔来二十有一年矣！

先帝知臣谨慎，故临崩寄臣以大事也。受命以来，夙夜忧叹，恐托付不效，以伤先帝之明；故五月渡泸，深入不毛。今南方已定，兵甲已足，当奖率三军，北定中原；庶竭驽钝，攘除奸凶，兴复汉室，还于旧都。此臣之所以报先帝而忠陛下之职分也。至于斟酌损益，进尽忠言，则攸之、祎、允之任也。

愿陛下托臣以讨贼兴复之效，不效，则治臣之罪，以告先帝之灵。若无兴德之言，则责攸之、祎、允等之慢，以彰其咎。陛下亦宜自谋，以咨诹善道，察纳雅言，深追先帝遗诏，臣不胜受恩感激。

今当远离，临表涕零，不知所言。

7、桃花源记 东晋 陶渊明

晋太元中，武陵人捕鱼为业。缘溪行，忘路之远近。忽逢桃花林，夹(jia）岸数百步，中无杂树，芳草鲜美，落英缤纷。渔人甚异之，复前行，欲穷其林。

林尽水源，便得一山，山有小口，仿佛若有光。便舍（shě）船，从口入。初极狭，才通人。复行数十步，豁（huò）然开朗。土地平旷，屋舍（shè）俨（yǎn）然，有良田美池桑竹之属。阡(qiān)陌（mò）交通，鸡犬相闻。其中往来种作，男女衣着（zhuó），悉如外人。黄发垂髫（tiáo），并怡然自乐。

见渔人，乃大惊，问所从来。具答之。便要（yāo）还家，设酒杀鸡作食。村中闻有此人，咸来问讯。自云先世避秦时乱，率妻子邑（yì）人来此绝境， 不复出焉，遂（suì）与外人间隔。问今是何世，乃不知有汉，无论魏晋。此人一一为 (wèi)具言所闻，皆叹惋（wǎn）。余人各复延至其家，皆出酒食。停数日，辞去。此中人语(yù)云：“不足为（wèi）外人道也。” 既出，得其船，便扶向路，处处志之。及郡（jùn）下，诣（yì）太守,说如此。太守即遣（qiǎn）人随其往，寻向所志，遂迷，不复得路。

南阳刘子骥（jì），高尚士也，闻之，欣然规往。未果，寻病终。 后遂无问津者。

8、《三峡》郦道元

自三峡七百里中，两岸连山，略无阙处；重岩叠嶂，隐天蔽日，自非亭午夜分，不见曦月。 至于夏水襄陵，沿溯阻绝。或王命急宣，有时朝发白帝，暮到江陵，其间千二百里，虽乘奔御风，不以疾也。

春冬之时，则素湍绿潭，回清倒影。绝巘多生怪柏，悬泉瀑布，飞漱其间，清荣峻茂，良多趣味。每至晴初霜旦，林寒涧肃，常有高猿长啸，属引凄异，空谷传响，哀转久绝。故渔者歌曰：“巴东三峡巫峡长，猿鸣三声泪沾裳！”

9、陋室铭 刘禹锡

山不在高，有仙则名。水不在深，有龙则灵。斯是陋室，惟吾德馨。苔痕上阶绿，草色入帘青。谈笑有鸿儒，往来无白丁。可以调素琴，阅金经。无丝竹之乱耳，无案牍之劳形。南阳诸葛庐，西蜀子云亭。孔子云：“何陋之有？”

10、酬乐天扬州初逢席上见赠 刘禹锡 巴山楚水凄凉地，二十三年弃置身。怀旧空吟闻笛赋，到乡翻似烂柯人。沉舟侧畔千帆过，病树前头万木春。今日听君歌一曲，暂凭杯酒长精神。

11、《小石潭记》柳宗元

从小丘西行百二十步，隔篁（huáng）竹，闻水声，如鸣佩环，心乐之。伐竹取道，下见小潭，水尤清冽（liè）。全石以为底，近岸，卷石底以出，为坻（chí），为屿（yǔ），为嵁（kān），为岩。青树翠蔓（wàn），蒙络摇缀，参(cēn)差(cī)披拂。

潭中鱼可百许头，皆若空游无所依。日光下澈，影布石上，佁（yǐ）然不动；俶（chù）尔远逝，往来翕（xī）忽。似与游者相乐。

潭西南而望，斗折蛇行，明灭可见。其岸势犬牙差(cī)互，不可知其源。

坐潭上，四面竹树环合，寂寥（liáo）无人，凄神寒骨，悄（qiao）怆（chuàng）幽邃（suì ）。以其境过清，不可久居，乃记之而去。

12、范仲淹《岳阳楼记》{2017广东高考作文搞笑}.

庆历四年春，滕子京谪守巴陵郡。越明年，政通人和，百废具兴，乃重修岳阳楼， 增其旧制，刻唐贤今人诗赋于其上，属予作文以记之。

予观夫巴陵胜状，在洞庭一湖。衔远山，吞长江，浩浩汤汤，横无际涯；朝晖夕阴，气象万千；此则岳阳楼之大观也，前人之述备矣。然则北通巫峡，南极潇湘，迁客骚人，多会于此，览物之情，得无异乎？

若夫霪雨霏霏，连月不开；阴风怒号，浊浪排空；日星隐耀，山岳潜形；商旅不行，樯倾楫摧；薄暮冥冥，虎啸猿啼；登斯楼也，则有去国怀乡，忧谗畏讥，满目萧然，感极而悲者矣。

至若春和景明，波澜不惊，上下天光，一碧万顷；沙鸥翔集，锦鳞游泳，岸芷汀兰，郁郁青青。而或长烟一空，皓月千里，浮光跃（耀）金，静影沉璧，渔歌互答，此乐何极！登斯楼也，则有心旷神怡，宠辱偕忘，把酒临风，其喜洋洋者矣。

嗟夫！予尝求古仁人之心，或异二者之为，何哉？不以物喜，不以己悲，居庙堂之高则忧其民；处江湖之远则忧其君。是进亦忧，退亦忧；然则何时而乐耶？其必曰：“先天下之忧而忧，后天下之乐而乐乎？”噫！微斯人，吾谁与归？

13、《渔家傲》范仲淹

塞下秋来风景异，衡阳雁去无留意。四面边声连角起。千嶂里，长烟落日孤城闭。 浊酒一杯家万里，燕然未勒归无计。羌管悠悠霜满地。人不寐，将军白发征夫泪。

14、醉翁亭记 北宋 欧阳修

环滁（chú）皆山也。其西南诸峰，林壑(hè)尤美。望之蔚然而深秀者，琅琊（láng yá）也。山行六七里，渐闻水声潺（chán）潺而泻出于两峰之间者，酿泉也。峰回路转，有亭翼然临于泉上者，醉翁亭也。作亭者谁？山之僧智仙也。名之者谁？太守自谓也。太守与客来饮于此，饮少辄(zhé)醉，而年又最高，故自号曰醉翁也。醉翁之意不在酒，在乎山水之间也。山水之乐，得之心而寓之酒也。

若夫（fú）日出而林霏开，云归而岩穴（xué）暝（míng），晦（huì）明变化者，山间之朝（zhāo）暮也。野芳发而幽香，佳木秀而繁阴，风霜高洁，水落而石出者，山间之四时也。朝而往，暮而归，四时之景不同，而乐亦无穷也。

至于负者歌于途，行者休于树，前者呼，后者应，伛（yǔ）偻（lǚ）提携，往来而不绝者，滁人游也。临溪而渔，溪深而鱼肥。酿泉为酒，泉香而酒洌（liè）；山肴野蔌（sù），杂然而前陈者，太守宴也。宴酣（hān）之乐，非丝非竹，射者中，弈者胜，觥（gōng）筹交错，起坐而喧哗者，众宾欢也。苍颜白发，颓然乎其间者，太守醉也。

已而夕阳在山，人影散乱，太守归而宾客从也。树林阴翳（yì），鸣声上下，游人去而禽鸟乐也。然而禽鸟知山林之乐，而不知人之乐；人知从太守游而乐，而不知太守之乐其乐也。醉能同其乐，醒能述以文者，太守也。太守谓谁？庐陵欧阳修也。

15、爱莲说 (北宋）周敦颐

水陆草木之花，可爱者甚蕃。晋陶渊明独爱菊。自李唐来，世人盛爱牡丹。予独爱莲之出淤泥而不染，濯清涟而不妖，中通外直，不蔓不枝，香远益清，亭亭净植，可远观而不可亵玩焉！

予谓菊，花之隐逸者也；牡丹，花之富贵者也；莲，花之君子者也。噫！菊之爱，陶后鲜有闻。莲之爱，同予者何人？牡丹之爱，宜乎众矣。

16、 记承天寺夜游 苏轼

元丰六年十月十二日夜，解衣欲睡，月色入户，欣然起行。 念无与为乐者，遂至承天寺，寻张怀民，怀民未寝，相与步中庭。 庭下如积水空明，水中藻荇交横，盖竹柏影也。 何夜无月，何处无松柏，但少闲人如吾两人者耳

17、江城子 密州出猎 苏轼

老夫聊发少年狂。左牵黄，右擎苍，锦帽貂裘，千骑卷平冈。为报倾城随太守，亲射虎，看孙郎。 酒酣胸胆尚开张。鬓微霜，又何妨！持节云中，何日遣冯唐？会挽雕弓如满月，西北望，射天狼。

18、水调歌头 苏轼

明月几时有？把酒问青天。不知天上宫阙、今夕是何年？我欲乘风归去，又恐琼楼玉宇，高处不胜寒．起舞弄清影，何似在人间？ 转朱阁，低绮户，照无眠。不应有恨、何事长向别时圆？人有悲欢离合，月有阴晴圆缺，此事古难全。但愿人长久，千里共蝉娟。

19、赤壁赋 苏轼

壬戌之秋，七月既望，苏子与客泛舟游于赤壁之下。清风徐来，水波不兴。举酒属客，诵明月之诗，歌窈窕之章。少焉，月出于东山之上，徘徊于斗牛之间。白露横江，水光接天。纵一苇之所如，凌万顷之茫然。浩浩乎如冯虚御风，而不知其所止；飘飘乎如遗世独立，羽化而登仙。

于是饮酒乐甚，扣舷而歌之。歌曰：“桂棹兮兰桨，击空明兮溯流光。渺渺兮予怀，望美人兮天一方。”客有吹洞箫者，倚歌而和之。其声呜呜然，如怨如慕，如泣如诉，余音袅袅，不绝如缕。舞幽壑之潜蛟，泣孤舟之嫠妇。

苏子愀然，正襟危坐而问客曰：“何为其然也？”客曰：“„月明星稀，乌鹊南飞‟，此非曹孟德之诗乎？西望夏口，东望武昌，山川相缪，郁乎苍苍，此非孟德之困于周郎者乎？方其破荆州，下江陵，顺流而东也，舳舻千里，旌旗蔽空，酾酒临江，横槊赋诗，固一世之雄也，而今安在哉？况吾与子渔樵于江渚之上，侣鱼虾而友麋鹿，驾一叶之扁舟，举匏樽以相属。寄蜉蝣于天地，渺沧海之一粟。哀吾生之须臾，羡长江之无穷。挟飞仙以遨游，抱明月而长{2017广东高考作文搞笑}.

终。知不可乎骤得，托遗响于悲风。”

苏子曰：“客亦知夫水与月乎？逝者如斯，而未尝往也；盈虚者如彼，而卒莫消长也。盖将自其变者而观之，则天地曾不能以一瞬；自其不变者而观之，则物与我皆无尽也。而又何羡乎！且夫天地之间，物各有主，苟非吾之所有，虽一毫而莫取。惟江上之清风，与山间之明月，耳得之而为声，目遇之而成色，取之无禁，用之不竭，是造物者之无尽藏也，而吾与子之所共适。”

客喜而笑，洗盏更酌。肴核既尽，杯盘狼籍。相与枕藉乎舟中，不知东方之既白。 20 念奴娇 苏轼

大江东去，浪淘尽，千古风流人物。故垒西边，人道是，三国周郎赤壁。乱石穿空，惊涛拍岸，卷起千堆雪。江山如画，一时多少豪杰! 遥想公瑾当年，小乔初嫁了，雄姿英发。羽扇纶巾，谈笑间，樯橹灰飞烟灭。故国神游，多情应笑我，早生华发。人生如梦，一尊还酹江月。

21、诗经•周南·关雎•先秦 22、《诗经·国风·秦风·蒹葭》

关关雎鸠，在河之洲。 蒹葭苍苍，白露为霜。

窈窕淑女，君子好逑。 所谓伊人，在水一方。

参差荇菜，左右流之。 溯洄从之，道阻且长。

窈窕淑女，寤寐求之。 溯游从之，宛在水中央。

求之不得，寤寐思服。 蒹葭萋萋，白露未晞。

悠哉悠哉，辗转反侧。 所谓伊人，在水之湄。{2017广东高考作文搞笑}.

参差荇菜，左右采之。 溯洄从之，道阻且跻。

窈窕淑女，琴瑟友之。 溯游从之，宛在水中坻。

参差荇菜，左右芼之。 蒹葭采采，白露未已，

窈窕淑女，钟鼓乐之。 所谓伊人，在水之涘。

溯洄从之，道阻且右。

23、《氓》 溯游从之，宛在水中沚。

氓之蚩蚩，抱布贸丝。 匪来贸丝，来即我谋。送子涉淇， 24、、观沧海*东汉 (曹操) 至于顿丘。 匪我愆期，子无良媒。 将子无怒，秋以为期。 东临碣石，以观沧海。 乘彼垝垣，以望复关。 不见复关，泣涕涟涟。 既见复关， 水何澹澹，山岛竦峙。 载笑载言。 尔卜尔筮，体无咎言。 以尔车来，以我贿迁。 树木丛生，百草丰茂。 桑之未落，其叶沃若。 于嗟鸠兮，无食桑葚。 于嗟女兮， 秋风萧瑟，洪波涌起。 无与士耽。 士之耽兮，犹可说也； 女之耽兮，不可说也！ 日月之行，若出其中； 桑之落矣，其黄而陨。 自我徂尔，三岁食贫。 淇水汤汤， 星汉灿烂，若出其里。 渐车帷裳。女也不爽，士贰其行。 士也罔极，二三其德。 幸甚至哉，歌以咏志。 三岁为妇，靡室劳矣。 夙兴夜寐，靡有朝矣。 言既遂矣，

至于暴矣。 兄弟不知，咥其笑矣。 静言思之，躬自悼矣。

及尔偕老，老使我怨。 淇则有岸，隰则有泮。 总角之宴，

言笑晏晏。 信誓旦旦，不思其反。 反是不思，亦已焉哉！

25、送东阳马生序（〔明〕宋濂

余幼时即嗜学。家贫，无从致书以观，每假借于藏书之家，手自笔录，计日以还。天大寒，砚冰坚，手指不可屈伸，弗之怠。录毕，走送之，不敢稍逾约。以是人多以书假余，余因得遍观群书。既加冠，益慕圣贤之道，又患无砚师、名人与游，尝趋百里外，从乡之先达执经叩问。先达德隆望尊，门人弟子填其室，未尝稍降辞色。余立侍左右，援疑质理，俯身倾耳以请；或遇其叱咄，色愈恭，礼愈至，不敢出一言以复；俟其欣悦，则又请焉。故余虽愚，卒获有所闻。

当余之从师也，负箧曳屣，行深山巨谷中，穷冬烈风，大雪深数尺，足肤皲裂而不知。至舍，四肢僵劲不能动，媵人持汤沃灌，以衾拥覆，久而乃和。寓逆旅主人，日再食，无鲜肥滋味之享。同舍生皆被绮绣，戴珠缨宝饰之帽，腰白玉之环，左佩刀，右备容臭，煜然若

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泱泱大中华，上下五千年。作为一个具有悠久历史的东方文明古国，绵延古今的除了辽阔疆域、华夏子民、自然风情，还有灿若星河的文化瑰宝。四大文明源起于中国，孔圣先贤诞生于中国，一部部思想巨著代表中国在世界舞台上大放异彩。 然而，一场精神与文化的漠视正被滚滚发展的车轮碾压得喧嚣尘上。传统婚俗被贴上繁杂与落伍的标签，耳熟能详的歌谣变成耳畔不再响起的绝唱、古朴的贺兰岩画在时光中斑驳脱落……岁月失语，惟石能言。那些古老文明的碎片，言说历史、记载变迁，也传承民族的精神。因此，我们要科学保护、全民行动、去粗取精批判继承，三位一体保护文化遗产，守卫民族精神!

保护文化遗产，全民行动是关键。文化是全民的精神家园，文化的绮丽也恩惠全民，因此文化的拯救也自然意在全民。这个全民，是政府官员也是普通民众，是花甲老人也是蹒跚孩童。从阅读一本经典起，与思想巨匠、古圣先贤来一次跨越时空的对话;从学习一门手工技艺起，在环环相扣的过程中感受技艺的繁杂、精湛与叹为观止;从欣赏一次戏剧起，在情景与韵律间感受文化的庄重与唯美……保护文化遗产，全民捍卫自己的文化阵地，坚守自己的精神家园。

保护文化遗产，科学保护是手段。文化遗产的保护，精神与思想的重视是前提，科学的保护才是手段和落脚。菊儿胡同正是借由“有机更新”的理论，才找到了传统肌理与现代元素的完美交融，也才有了都市人难得的闲情逸致;上海豫园正是循着历史渊源与民族特色的藤蔓，而重遇发展的阳光，焕发出强大的生命力;芙蓉古镇也在原样原修、原貌原现的保护中，保留独特而可贵的原真性……文化遗产的保护战，绝不是无人问津的淡漠不为，更不是意气用事的盲目乱为，而应是科学保护的真正有所作为。

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