5月20号说说

5月20号说说篇一

2016年5月20日是什么节日

2016年5月20日是什么节日

“520”在情人眼里并不是一个普通的数字组合，这三个数字因为和“我爱你”谐音，对恋人来说有着别样的意义。每年的5月20日都是情侣们约会、求婚、结婚的热门选择日期。在这样一个特别的日子，男士们或许都想给女士们带来不一样的回忆，你有妙招了吗？

一．看电影享受浪漫之夜

或许你们平时都工作繁忙，相聚的时间都是在晚上，那么选择这一天带她去看一场浪漫的爱情电影吧，看着电影里各种温馨美好的故事，你们肯定也能够想到发生在自己身边的美好，或许是最初恋爱时一起吃饭逛街，或许是你送给她第一朵玫瑰的欣喜，或许是„„如果你给她更多的惊喜，不妨事先联系一下电影院，让他们在电影放映之前打上字幕，字幕显示的就是你对她爱的表白。

二．特殊礼物表达心意

恋人之间少不了互相送礼物，有的礼物讲求实用，比如一套衣服，一双鞋，或者一套化妆品；有些东西是为了浪漫，比如一盒德芙巧克力，一束鲜红的玫瑰；有些东西是为了表示心意，比如首饰等等。女人对于首饰的喜爱是无法形容的，在她们心中，一枚钻戒象征着热烈诚挚和恒久的爱。所以，在5月20号这样的日子，送她代表着真爱和不离不弃的实名定制的乐维斯钻戒是不错的选择。这款戒指的内侧可以根据需要刻字。寓意：“以你之名，管她指间。一生相伴，一世相随。”这样的钻戒，会给她留下一生的回忆。

三．共浴温泉

爱人们需要亲密和私密的空间，所以一起去泡温泉也是很好的。选择一个好的温泉度假村，与爱人一同在温泉中嬉戏，既可以放松彼此紧绷的神经，放松身体，又可以增进彼此的距离和感情。私密的温泉泡池中聆听天籁，甜蜜的爱情一定会在温暖的泉水中滋养沸腾。

5月20号说说篇二

5.20说说别人家的老婆

今天是爱情的节日，是520，我再写一篇心情文字，依然是没有章法，没有修饰，只说自己最想说的，表达自己想表达的。因今天不管是群里还是空间，还是哪里，好多关于爱情。

我们今天来说说老婆，来说说别人家的老婆。

因为都说老婆是别人家的好，老公也是别人家的好嘛。

昨天晚上在群里聊天，一个女孩子说，答应男孩子试着交往，先从普通的朋友做起，然后觉得可以了，再当男女朋友，其实这个要是按一般的思路来讲，真的没有错的。

以前我们也都是这样子的，从小学到大家，追女孩子，追男孩子也都是这样子的。

从陌生人，然后到朋友，然后到好朋友，最后成为恋人。

但是昨天我还是说她，我说，你这样子搞是不对。

为什么不对，因为其中有句她说了，那男的发了5个短信给她，她现在只回一个。

所以我也就写了那个说说了，就是要么全心全意在一起，要么分开的说说。

当然哈，跟群里的这个女孩子，我们很好的，她不会生气，但是我也是说我的心里话。

一直以来我都一直在想着，要找个年纪比我大的女孩子。

也许很多人会想着从什么什么角度去考虑，比如身材了，比如生理了，我只从内在去考虑。我觉得一个人要是没了内在，其他的再多都是没有用的。简单的说是成熟。

说到成熟，什么是成熟了。昨天晚上在群里跟上面女孩子聊天的时候我说了。

我说一般小女生，特别是年纪比较小的女孩子，找男朋友，找老公总喜欢找个完美的。那什么叫完美的，比如懂得煮饭，懂得生活，懂得浪漫，人又帅，又体贴，等等这些。

当然，这样子的人有没有，真有。但是真的是一个平庸的人。

看我文章的人都知道，这个世界上永远没有全才，只有专才。

你希望这个，那个的，也就注定他的事业，或者技术，肯定是起不来的，因为性格决定的。但是呢，一般的小女生还真的喜欢这个，像那无忧无虑的童年，什么都不想，够吃就好。

但是成熟的女人不会是这样子的，他们知道，有缺点一定有优点，有优点一定有缺点。

而一个人的品质，包括她以后的高度，事业的高度，都是由他的优点决定的。

当然，这样子的女孩子，肯定要多经历才会懂得的。{5月20号说说}.

所以跟上面这个女孩子说，我说，他现在是不懂得恋爱，但是你既然答应他要好好的交往，那你就要百分百的投入，不能说他这个不懂，那个没考虑你的感受。

我说，你要像我们的课程一样，第一点做什么第二点做什么第三点做什么，一一跟他讲。

他去做了，就是好人。因为很多男人，特别是用心做事的男人，恋爱真的是小孩子一样。

我自己也就是那样子的，而且我脑子特简单。

我自己也知道，那些想要完美的，我肯定不行，所以一直说要找个能互补的，要成熟的，因为她真的能懂得包容人，引导人，跟她一起，真的能成长。一人做一件事，这样子最好。

所以我一直说，得找个什么都不懂会郁闷。小女孩，真的会怕。

说到，早上群里有个人说，她也是女孩子，但是是很自强的女孩子，她说，怎么感觉别的同学都是那么幸福，又没她漂亮，可以说毕业之后从来没上过班，但为什么可以那么幸福。

天天在心情上写的也是打麻将又输了多少，又去哪里玩，从来没见他们做有意义的事。

而且她们又什么都不懂，读书也不行，但是怎么就嫁了个很好的老公呢。

而我们自己想着不靠男人，一直学习，一直成长，为什么还是一无所有的呢。

想想自己，有时候都怀疑自己的路是不是走错的。

在很早很早的时候，其实我也曾经这样子幻想过。是真的，总觉得别人好。

特别是看到那些恋爱，从一开始就开始恋爱，然后结婚的人，觉得他们最幸福。

但是后面我发现，其实我们只看到表面。

至少我的同学，从一开始谈到现在的，基本都是比较累的。分手了那就别说了，2个人为对方付出了好多年，一点都没有的，这个也算是成长自己，也算是帮别人养老公（老婆）。

这个受益的肯定是下一个人了。

当然，上面这个养老婆是胡扯的哈，谁也没那么伟大，都是真的不合适才分手的。

我说是的没分手的，结婚的。一般他们因为还是大学时候的那个性格，就是希望可以全方位发展的那个性格，所以我们表面上是看他们什么都行，其实是什么都不太行。

也许我们看到他们活得幸福，却没看到他们被生活压得喘不过气。

也许我们看到他们早结婚早怀宝宝，却是没看到他们天天吵架，夜夜牢骚。

我身边朋友好几个，我们就不详细举例了。反正过得很难很难，性格决定的。因为要全方位，因为要完美，到最后什么都没有，什么都不及格，比如现在工资都还是很低的。

我们来说说别人家的漂亮老婆，好吧。这个更实在。

在很早的时候，朋友交了一个女朋友，相当相当的漂亮，反正我是觉得很漂亮，身边的朋友也都是觉得很漂亮，但是有次我们一起玩之后，一起去吃大排档，我看了都怕。

什么原因呢，那吃饭就像动物一样，吃稀饭，搞得整桌子到处都是菜。

说心里话，她吃饭的年龄，我觉得，最多6岁。比6岁还不如，整桌乱七八糟的。

我以前隔壁2个女孩子也是，很美。这个在我文章里有讲过。

天天出门前要打扮半个小时，但是家里从来没见到他们打扫。

他们搬走了当天，房东要进去清理卫生，都不敢进去，很臭很臭很臭。

比猪圈还臭，这样子的女孩子娶一个回去，有什么用，对吧。看到了我们肯定不会羡慕。

所以很多的时候，我们往往只看到表面，真的没看到里面。

不管是买车买房，其实世间万物也都是这样子的。

前几天，15楼的一对老爷爷老奶奶，一直跟物业吵架。为什么跟物业吵架呢，太吵了。

我上次有说，15楼是顶楼，他们家就在电梯旁，那个电梯上上下下的，而且发电机在楼顶，声音很大很大，根本就睡不着。而那爷爷老奶奶就要求物业去换轴承。

所以，很多的时候，我们真的是只看到了别人的幸福，很少看到别人家的苦。

5月20号说说篇三

5月20号三外供题(定稿) - 副本

绵阳市2016年高中阶段学校招生统一考试（模拟题二）{5月20号说说}.

英语试卷

第Ⅰ卷（选择题，共90分）

第一部分： 英语知识运用（共两节，满分50分）

第一节：单项选择（共20小题，每小题1分，满分20分） 从(A、B、C、D)四个选项中，选出可以填入空白处的最佳选项。 1.—movie Kung Fu PandaⅢ?

—Yeah. It’s really interesting. And I want to watch itsecond time. A. a; a

B. a; the

C. the; a

D. the; the

, plan your path and then get started. A. value

B. goal

C. case

D. deal

3.—ways before you cross the street, or you might get hit! —A. either; warn B. both; warning C. neither; warning D. both; warns 4.—Which one do you prefer of the two coats? —A.cheap B. cheaper C. the cheapest D. the cheaper

5.—Is Tommy good at playing football?

—football he is also good at playing volleyball. A. Except

B. Beside

C. Besides D. But

6.—Don’t be a phubber(低头族). Technology helps a lot, t allow it to control our lives. —We should take more activities outside to keep healthy. A. but

B. because C. though D. unless

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7. — —, I will tell you.

A. will come; will come B. comes; will come C. will come; comes

D. comes; comes

8.You didn’t knowI wanted to see you. It’s almost three years since your last visit. A. how far B. how soon C. how long D. how much

A. look into B. look through

C. look up

D. look after 10.—Jack, I haven’t seen your uncle for a long time. —Shanghai on business for two months. A. went to

B. has gone to C. has been in

D. has been to

11.He has ordered a watch online for his father and it ______to him before Father’s Day. A. send

B. will be sent

C. was sent

D. sent

12.—“Food Safety” has become one of the hottest topics recently. —Internet hits a day. A. thousands

B. thousand of

C. thousands of D. thousand

A. Belong to

B. According to C. Thanks to D. Depend on

14.—What do you think of the silk made in Suzhou? —very soft and looks very beautiful. A. feels

B. smells C. sounds

D. tastes

15.It’s hard to believeA. what they were able to find B. what were they able to find C. how they were able to find D. how were they able to find

16.—be joking. —I’m not joking. It’s made in Europe. A. can’t

B. can

C. need

D. must

17.A true friend is a person____reaches for your hand and touches your heart. A. what

B. who

C. whom

D. which

18.—I don’t think 100 dollars —on sale. A. is ; is

B. is ; are C. are; is

D. are ; are

19.—We’ll study in different senior high schools. Enjoy yourself in the new school!. —. A. With pleasure

B. That’s all right C. The same to you D.OK, I will

20.—I forgot my mother’s birthday!{5月20号说说}.

— Better keep it in mind next year. A. I’m afraid so.

B. So what ? C. You did ?

D. No wonder.

完形填空(共15小题，每小题2分，满分30分)

A

Here is a story about an old man and milk. Bill was 60 years old and he was ill. He was always tired and his face was always very red. Last month his wife him to see Doctor Brown. But he didn’t like doctors. Last week his body became , so he had to go to the doctor’s. Doctor Brown said he had too much. He should stop drinking beer and start drinking milk. Bill liked beer but he didn’t like milk. So, he looked at Doctor Brown and said that drinking milk was 24 . The doctor laughed and asked him how drinking milk could be dangerous. Bill said drinking milk killed one of his best friends last year. The felt surprised and asked how that happened. “The cow fell on him.” Bill said.

21. A. made B. stopped

C. asked

D. allowed

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22. A. better B. worse C. healthier

D. happier

23. A. eaten

B. taken

C. made D. drunk

24. A. interesting B. relaxed C. dangerous D. delicious 25. A. doctor

B. teacher

C. director D. inventor

B

Much meaning can be carried clearly, with our eyes, so it is often ? In a bus you may look at a stranger, but not too long. And if he is being looked at, he may feel uncomfortable. The same in daily life. If you are Eyes do speak, right?

Looking too long at someone may seem to be impolite. But sometimes things are different. If a man looks at a woman for more than 10 seconds, it may mean that he wishes to attract her attention, to make her understand that he the listener from time to time, what he or she is saying. Lovers will enjoy looking at each other or being looked at for a long time, to show Clearly, eye contact should be done according to the relationship between two people and the place in 26. A. spoken B. said C. told

D. talked 27. A. experience B. eyes C. mind D. news 28. A. found

B. knew

C. finds

D. saw 29. A. anything B. something C. everything

D. nothing

30. A. pleased B. angry C. sad D. thankful 31. A. loves B. hates

C. thanks

D. looks at

32. A. in order that B. so that

C. in order to D. for

33. A. for

B. of C. with

D. to

34. A. eyes B. words C. minds

D. body

35. A. which

B. that C. where D. there 阅读理解(共24小题，每小题2分，满分40分)

A

36. Where can you most probably see it?

A. In papers.

B. On the Internet.

C. On TV.

D. In books.

37. These people above come from _______ countries.

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A. one

B. two

C. three

D. four

38. According to the discussion, which of the statements is NOT true?

A. gys0734789 thinks friendship like rain, easy come easy go. B. matt 098734 wishes friends not to tell his secrets to others. C. kewo387290 thinks friends should never walk away from you. D. betty147236 likes friends who give her a hand whenever she needs. A. 数数{5月20号说说}.

B. 继续

C. 指望

D. 号召

40. It is a discussion about _______.

A. life

B. study

C. truth

D. friendship

B

In this life, what did you miss? The wife asked the husband when she was 25.Frustratedly, the husband replied: “I missed a new job chance.”When she was 35, the husband angrily told her that he had just missed the bus. At 45, the husband sadly said: “I missed the opportunity seeing my closed relative before his last breath.” At 55, the husband said disappointedly: “I missed a good chance to retire.” At 65, the husband hurriedly replied: “I missed visiting my dentist.”At 75, the wife did not ask the husband anymore, she was very sick. Remembering the question the wife used to ask him, this time he asked the wife the same question. The wife, with a smile and peaceful look, replied: “In this life, I did not miss having you!”

The husband was full of tears. He thought that they could be together forever. He was always busy with work and other things. He had never been thoughtful to his wife. The husband hugged the wife tightly and said: “Over 50 years, how I had allowed myself to miss your deep love for me.” Life does not last forever, so always live in the now. Don’t neglect(忽视) the loved ones who care for you.Express your gratitude （感激）to your loved ones in words. Show your love with actions. Treat every day as the last day of life. In this way, when you are gone, you loved ones would have nothing to feel sorry about.

41.Every time the wife asked the husband what he missed in his life,the husband never thought of____. A.himself

B. money

C. his wife

D. his job

42.What does the writer suggest us doing?

A.Asking our family the question what they missed in their life. B.Treating every day as the best day of life.

C.Letting your loved ones know about your care and love. D.Doing many things for our family. 43.At last the husband realized_____. A.his wife was too tired. B. his wife would die soon. C.he should ask his wife the same question. D. how much his wife loved him.

44.What was the wife like?

A.Loving and patient. B. Outgoing and careless. C.Caring and shy. D. Unhealthy. 45.Which of the followig is TURE?

A.When people are gone, their loved ones usually have nothing to feel sorry about. B.The husband’s close relative died when his wife was 45. C.The husband didn’t love his wife at all. D.The wife liked to repeat the same questions.

C

Do your parents ever say, “act like a lady” or “be a gentleman” to you? But in the eyes of today’s teenagers, what qualities should a lady or a gentleman have? Let’s take a look. What is a gentleman? The girls have their says:

Huang Xiaoyu of Guizhou: A gentleman is not a strong,stupid guy.He doesn’t always get angry. He cares about other’s feelings. He is always ready to help. There is a boy in my class and I think he is a gentleman. If I don’t do well in the English exam, he will say, “You will do better next time.”That makes me feel happy.

Chen Tingting of Shenzhen: A gentleman always says, “Ladies first” When students clean up the classroom, he does the heavy work. He lets girls go into rooms first. There are no gentlemen in my class. When there is something to eat, the boys in my class always get them before girls! What is a lady？ Boys tell us what they think a lady is:

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Wu Yifan of Dalian: A lady is quiet and kind, but she’s not shy and she can talk about her ideas in front of others. To me, Dong Jie, a film star, is a lady. She is pretty and gentle.She also has a kind heart. She does a lot for others.

Wang Lichao of Tianjin: A lady is not just beautiful but clever. She never says rude words. She is not noisy.She is quiet and kind to others. I don’t think there is a lady in my class. Most of the girls are “”, I think.

46.Which is not a gentleman’s quality according to the girls in this passage?

A. He cares about others’ feelings. B. He always says “ladies first”. C. He does the heavy work.

D. He is easy to get angry .

47. Why does Wu Yifan think Dong Jie is a lady?

A. Because she is quiet.

B. Because she likes expressing herself. C. Because she is pretty and kind.

D. Because she is very shy. 48.Which of the following is TRUE according to this passage?

A. Wang Lichao thinks pretty-looking is enough for a lady.

B. When Huang Xiaoyu didn’t do well in the English exam,a boy comforted her. C. Chen Tingting thinks there is a gentleman in her class.

D. Wu Yifan thinks a lady can’t talk about her ideas in front of others. 49.What does the underlined words “wild beauties” mean in this passage?

A. Beautiful and kind girls B. Gentle and shy girls C. Pretty-looking but rude girls. D. Wise girls.

50.What do we know from this passage?

A.Boys and girls’ opinions are all wrong.

B. Boys and girls basically know the qualities of a lady or a gentleman. C.Boys know better than girls.

D. Boys and girls don’t know the qualities of a lady or a gentleman at all.

D

The right to hold the 2022 Winter Olympics finally came to China on July 31st ,2015.Beijing will become the first city to hold both Summer and Winter the Olympic Games. At the same time,China will

become the ninth country to hold both Summer and Winter Olypmic Games.

With a fully-prepared final presentation by a team of all sports stars,Beijing has successfully promised that it is a better host city for the Winter Games,since the 2008 Olympic got an amazing success in the world.The chance would take winter sports into the country with the largest population in the world .Then a special Winter Olmpic Games will be shown to the world ,with the Chinese culture.All Mum: Okay, Brian. It’s time to make a schedule for chores around the house. Brian: Oh, Mum!

Mum: No complaining, come on. 56._______

Brian: That’s what I like to do. When shall we walk him?

Mum: 57.________ And then, when you go out, don’t forget to take out the trash. The capital city of China promises to make full use of the existing venues(现有的体育场馆) now And it will take some action to drop and stop air pollution for a successful 2022 Games.Also,it will help the Chinese develop China fast and well,with a clear mind of building a powerful China.More and more people will get the chance to know China and learn about the culture of China. 51.How many countries have held both Summer and Winter Olympic Games? A.Four.

B.Six.

C.Eight. D.Nine.

52.Who make up the Chinese team for the 2022 Winter Oplmpic Games? A.Singing stars.

B.Film stars.

C.Dancing stars. D.Sports stars.

53.What A.冲刺

B.盛会

C.经历

D.生活

54.What will China make efforts to do?

A. Stop its population from growing. B.Stop more cars from running on the roads. C.Drop and stop air pollution.

D.Stop visitors from visiting the capital city. 55.What is the best title of this passage?

A. Beijing won the right to hold the 2022 Winter Olympic. B. The 2008 Olympic in China got an amazing success. C. What will China do to hold the 2022 Winter Olympic? D. China will become more powerful in the future.

补全对话（共5小题，每小题2分，满分10分）

根据对话内容，从方框中选择适当的选项补全对话。选项中有一项为多余的选项。

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Brian: 58.________ Does she need to do anything?

Mum: Of course, She has to wash the dishes from Monday to Friday. Brian: That’s fair enough.

Mum: And I want both of you to make your beds and pick up your things after you get up in the morning. 59._______

Brian: Okay. But you know I don’t like doing that. 60.________ Mum: Yes. You can have a rest on weekends.

第II卷 (非选择题，共40分)

阅读填空(共5小题，每小题2分，满分10分)

阅读下面短文，然后根据短文内容补全表格中所缺失的信息，每空仅填一词，数字算一个词。 Many of you may wonder what else to do besides watching TV or surfing the Internet on weekends. Why not have a picnic? Junior 2 students at Beijing No．4 Middle Schoo1 had a “King of cooking” competition.

Earlier this month，about 300 students at the schoo1 went to a suburb(郊区)of Beijing to have the contest. They were divided into 24 groups．Each group had buyers，slicers (掌刀), firemakers, washers and cooks. Firemakers faced the most problems during the time．Some of them had no idea how to keep fire burning. “The fire kept going out, we had to blow at the sparks(火星)and put on corn leaves and old newspapers,”

said Wu Mofei, 13.

5月20号说说篇四

关于设计

关于设计

第一章：精灵驾到

“守望明媚”是胡泊在QQ上的网名，她是美术学院平面设计专业四年级的学生，春节刚一过她就整天闷闷不乐的，因为快乐而自由的学生时代即将结束了，现在她要面临的最大难题是谋求一份设计师的工作。可是她一点都不知道如何成为一个职业设计师，也不知道去哪里谋一份像样的工作。

宿舍里勤快的室友们天天忙着去应聘，有的人到了设计公司就被安排去做客户服务，天天抱着电话机干着与设计无关的工作，几天下来嗓子就哑了。有的人倒是坐在了电脑前面，但是工作没有一丝趣味，并且整天加班都深夜，赚取的那点实习生的薪水，还不够打车回学校的车费。本事没学到什么，倒是从公司的前辈那里学来了一个笑话，是新职员到岗与老板的一段对话：

老板：万分欢迎，如果没有你，我们的公司肯定大不一样！{5月20号说说}.

职员：如果工作太累，搞不好我会辞职的。

老板：放心，我不会让这样的事情发生的！

职员：我双休日可以休息吗？

老板：当然了！这是底线！

职员：平时会天天加班到凌晨吗？

老板：不可能，谁告诉你的？

职员：有餐费补贴吗？

老板：还用说吗，绝对比同行都高！

职员：有没有工作猝死的风险？

老板：不会！你怎么会有这种念头？

职员：公司会定期组织旅游吗？

老板：这是我们的明文规定！

职员：那我需要准时上班吗？

老板：不，看情况吧。

职员：工资呢？会准时发吗？

老板：一向如此！

职员：事情全是新员工做吗？

老板：怎么可能，你上头还有很多资深同事！

职员：如果领导职位有空缺，我可以参与竞争吗啊？

老板：毫无疑问，这是我们公司赖以生存的机制！

职员：你不会是在骗我吧？

职员进入公司后看真实的一幕，才发现这段对话应该从后往前读 ，好有创意呀，不愧是创意公司的老板。

于是四处碰壁的室友们有的又回到了学校，捧起英文书准备考研，想再用学校的院墙帮助自己遮挡一下墙外残酷的竞争。有的拿起政治书，准备报考国家公务员，让铁饭碗把我牢牢地扣死吧。这是多么灰色的一个学期呀，“守望明媚”简直有点绝望了，她知道自己不能这样像没头的苍蝇一样乱撞。她决定要做好准备后再去找工作，不是说机会都是给有准备的人创造的吗？于是她报了各种资格考试的培训班，什么电脑操作等级认证，什么软件大师认证，还有普通话级别考试、汽车驾照等等。

到了晚上也不再像以往一样，和同学一起到处消遣，她老老实实地就坐在宿舍里书桌面前，打开电脑一条一条搜索与自己工作机会有关的信息。面对着浩瀚的网络世界，和无数冰冷生硬的招聘广告，她感到了茫然和寂寞。

“嘀嘀嘀嘀……”突然她的QQ响了，她看到一个陌生的人加入进了她的QQ帐户，那个人的名字叫做“创意精灵”。

“你好！”创意精灵主动向她打招呼。

“你好！谢谢你加我，但是我现在没有时间和心情和陌生人搭讪。”守望明媚说，她现在可是真的没什么闲情逸致了。

“我当然知道你现在烦什么？”创意精灵说。

“呵呵。”

“你在发愁你的工作，但更主要的是你不知道自己的前途在那里？你的同学们到处碰壁的现

实，让你已经开始怀疑四年来你的所学是否有用？对不对？”

“哈？你是谁呀，别装蒜了！赶快现身吧。”守望明媚开始相信这人一定是她的某个同学，装神弄鬼出来戏弄她。

创意精灵说：“我是精灵，不是你的同学，我是专门来帮助你的。”

“别胡扯了，既然是精灵你应该从瓶子里出来呀？还需要放点烟雾什么的。”守望明媚对这种小把戏一向蔑视。

“那是什么年代的故事了，现在我们早就不住在阿拉丁的神灯里了。现在已经是信息时代了，我们精灵也早就数字化了？”创意精灵说。

“那好吧，就算你是精灵，你到我这里干什么？”守望明媚其实还是不相信，但在伸手不见五指的网络里，干嘛要较劲呢，QQ那头的人也许还是周杰伦呢，管他呢。

“虽然我们现在住在网络里，但是和500年前一样，我的出现只是为了帮助遇到困难的人，这是我们的毕业考试题之一，没有这个成绩我毕不了业，也拿不到精灵的执照。”

“什么，你们也要上学，也有毕业考试？”守望明媚有点吃惊。

“当然！精灵也要学习，否则怎么能够得到魔法？难道你没有看过哈利波特吗？”

“哈利波特你也知道？”

“当然，那是我的中学毕业考试。”创意精灵说。

“啊？”

“那时候我还比较幼稚，有一天来到一个叫JK罗琳的面前，当时她是一个普通的教员，一点都没有什么写作的天分，但是当时她非常想给她的学生们写一个神奇的故事。我就把我上小学的事情跟她讲了一遍。”

“啊？！那个故事是你的？”守望明媚大吃一惊。

“当然！否则JK罗琳怎么会知道魔法学校里发生的事，难道你不觉得奇怪吗？”

“那我可以这样理解吗？”守望明媚说：“你就是哈利波特本人！”

“不完全正确，那个漂亮的孩子大部分是我，但有一些是我的同学，还有JK罗琳她自己拙劣地想象，比如我们精灵从来不骑着扫把和墩布飞来飞去。”

“请原谅我们人类想象力的贫乏，不过我还是难以置信，莫非我今天撞鬼了？”守望明媚仰坐在电脑椅里，她知道QQ里的这个人一定不是她的同学，因为他们都不看哈利波特。他们现

在甚至只看图不看字更不读书。

“我是精灵不是鬼，我们精灵和鬼不生活在同一个时空里。”

“难道宇宙有很多时空吗？”守望明媚说。

“当然，用你能理解的道理来形容吧，宇宙的时空有很多，就像一台巨大的调频收音机，每一个波段里都生活了不同的人群。”

“哦……那你为什么来帮助我？”

“我不是完全来帮助你的？因为精灵不是雷锋，我是来完成我的毕业课题，因为我的大学课程是：如何让人类的大脑更有创意。”显然创意精灵有点不耐烦了。

“你连雷锋都知道？”

“精灵什么都知道，这没有什么神奇的。比如我还知道在昨天就是5月20号，你偷偷上网跟某个成熟的男人网恋了一小时二十八分钟四十五秒，这件事除了你自己没人知道吧？”

“啊？”守望明媚彻底崩溃了，她对面前的这个精灵已经深信不疑了。

“哈哈，终于相信了吧？”

“那么你能帮助我什么？”

“我能让你从一个荒废了四年学业的无知的设计专业毕业生，变成一位中国著名的设计师，对我来说这个很简单，这只是我毕业考试的一小部分。”

“那么我们从何开始？”

“这个规矩还和500年前一样，我给你十个提问的权利，如果你有十个好问题，那么我就能够帮助你。”创意精灵接着说：“有点老套吧？我也觉得是，其实我们精灵的世界早就需要改革了，嗨！没办法，这个我做不了主。”他叹了一口气。

“没关系，我从小就做梦都幻想能够有机会向精灵提问题。”

“呵呵，是吗？那就想想吧，珍惜你的机会。”

“那我们可以视频吗？”

“不能，我们精灵没有相貌，视频你也什么都看不见。”

“好吧，那我提第一个问题吧。”

“好！”

“你能告诉我，我目前该去哪家公司应聘吗，哪家公司需要我？”守望明媚迫不及待地问。

“笨蛋，这算什么问题，难道你把我们精灵当成职业介绍所里的信息检索员了吗？如果你脑子里全是这种低级问题，那么我要告辞了。并且我还要收回我刚才的允诺，我将去寻找新的帮助对象，比如早晨设计的魏来，他十分想成为中国第一个成功的设计企业家，我不如去帮助他算了。”听起来创意精灵有点生气了。

“别走别走，我是猪。”守望明媚赶紧道歉说：“这个我还需要想想，毕竟你来的是那样突然，我现在一点准备都没有。”

“好吧，看来你真的需要认真想想，不要错失良机。要知道得到精灵帮助的这种机会，地球人是一千万分之一。”

“也就是说地球上只有不到一千个人得到过你们的指点。”

“差不多。”

“那你能说说它们中间有谁是我知道的吗？”守望明媚有点好奇。

“我大学第一学期的暑假作业是关于互联网的，那时候有个在北京学统计的小伙子跑到美国留学改行学了电脑，他一直想把他本科学的统计和电脑结合在一起。我帮助他实现了这个创意，并且我给那个发明起名为搜索引擎，这小子后来成立了一间公司叫百度。”

“那百度标志中间的那个脚印该不是你的吧？” 守望明媚惊讶了。

“当然是我的，不然那还能是谁的。我也要为我的劳动成果留下一些记忆。”创意精灵说。

“太不可思议了。”

“这有什么，大学二年级的时候，我还帮助过一个长得很难看的杭州的英语教员实现了他网络B2B的创意。”

“啊？难道阿里巴巴……不会吧？”

“当然，要不为什么会叫阿里巴巴，那是500年前我还住在阿拉丁的神灯里的时候，帮助过的朋友的名字。”